I HAVE NO IDEA IF THESE ARE MIDNIGHT MEMORIES BECAUSE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS REALLY FUCKED ME UP
Harry leans forward. “Can we open with that time I walked in on Zayn going down on Perrie?”
“No,” says Zayn.
“How did that one happen, again?” Niall asks, his fingers poised over the keyboard as though he’s actually going to write it. There is no way he’s going to write it.
“What do you mean, how did it happen?” snorts Louis. “Since when has there ever been any kind of privacy here? I can’t believe it didn’t happen more often.”
“It did, with that other girl that one time, except she was giving Zayn –”
“ALL RIGHT, you’ve already almost told that charming anecdote to Piers Morgan in front of everyone on YouTube,” says Zayn loudly.
“Should this book be called ‘Sorry, We Were Actually All Sluts’?” wonders Liam.
“There’s nothing wrong with that,” says Harry serenely. A strange expression flits across Louis’ face for a second, then vanishes.
“And I don’t think that’s going to come as a huge shock to most people,” says Zayn. “It’s not like, this just in: uni-age boys have sex.” Liam chuckles. Harry and Niall cackle.
“Anyway, with Perrie,” says Harry, apparently unwilling to let go, “I heard that really sexy Janelle Monae song coming from Zayn’s room –”
“Can you hear what you’re saying, Harry? A really sexy song was playing in a room that was closed to you while your mate’s girlfriend was visiting –”
“It’s a really good song, I was excited! It’s got Miguel!”
“I don’t know it,” says Niall.
“Then he came in, I nearly bit my tongue off, Perrie screamed and rolled off the bed, the end. We’re not putting that in,” finishes Zayn.
I actually don’t know why I’m bothering to write anything further, this is basically the reason I started this in the first place, the end, game over, Word doc closed, good night everyone
Who’s the boy you like the most
Is he teasing you with underage
Could he be waving from a tropical sunset
Static silhouette somehow
Single in his bed someday
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME THIS IS ON SOMEONE’S HOUIS MIX SO I CAN SLEEP EASY TONIGHT
PS I caved & reinstalled snapchat so SEND ME YR U/Ns FOR A GOOD TIME
QUICK POLL SETTLE A BET TUMBLR: DO PEOPLE IN AMERICA SAY “KITTY” IN REFERENCE TO A MONETARY FUND OR AM I BEING A FUCKING ~CRAAAAZY AUSTRALIAN AGAIN